by Jelani Holloway
Artwork, “Model=Hero” by Julia Sorensen
I’m a maniacal
Swagadelic idiot
Doing all types of stupid shit
To get your kids delirious
I’m muthafuckin disastrous
So please don’t try to answer this
I’ll leave you neck deep
In a pile of burnt cannabis
I stay causing friction
With my dangerous diction
I’ll crank up the heat
And lock yo ass in the kitchen
My muthafuckin attitude
Ain’t for little kids you see
My charm will harm their little brains
And leave them fucked up like me
If you’re expecting
A clean-cut athlete
Or a young man
You can bring home to your family
Then follow me
And we’ll go around the town
Find the nigga
And run his ass down
With all this foul language
People going insane
How are we supposed to teach
Our kids how to behave
You beat the shit out of them
A centimeter from their grave
And defy the next nigga
That tries to be brave
It’s not my job
To be holistic and sane
Why should I give a fuck
About these kids and their brains
If they say what I say
Then obviously it’s apparent
That these gullible little bastards
Ain’t got no fuckin parents
So don’t tell me
That I should watch my mouth
Don’t tell me
I should help these kids out
It’s obvious
That I’m not a role model
I’m not Tyra Banks
I’m not a fuckin top model
