by Harry Wasnak
When the only working electronic in your house is the solar powered calculator you’ve had since 3rd grade, you know you’re fucked.
Snowed in. 6 inches. No power.
Read a book? Sun’s down in an hour.
Go outside? Went out earlier, too cold now.
Smoke? No weed, no cigarettes.
Watch a movie? No power.
Listen to music? No power.
Do laundry? No power.
Clean up? No power, no motivation.
Masturbate? Ding, ding, we have a winner.
…No porn. See how the ol’ imagination’s running today…